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I guess this is the part where you're used to seeing a load of about how we're a dynamic agency providing innovative solutions and yada, yada, yada.
See the problem is that every agency says the same ol' shit these days.
So instead of telling you what we are, we're going to tell you what we aren't:
Anyone can drop £2k on a table and get a crystal trophy thrown in for some obscure category that nobody gives a toss about.
We let our actual results do the talking and focus on substance over style.
If awards really are a dealbreaker for you, I did once get a Blue Peter badge for making a spaceship out of a box of Coco Pops. One at a time, ladies...
It’s easy to talk the talk and throw a load of acronyms at clients to try and impress them.
We skip all that nonsense and break things down for you in a way you can understand.
We also like to have a laugh and be creative here. So if you’re a bit of a fun sponge that malfunctions when you hear someone swear, we’re probably not the right fit for you. It’s nothing personal.
People hire us for one reason—to make them money.
If we see things that we think are preventing that, we’ll tell you.
Tiptoeing around trying to pretend that everything’s ok so that nobody gets offended isn’t going to help your business or ours. Let’s just be totally honest with each other, yeah?
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We've done a lot of research on what people think when they hear the word
And we've tried to build a business that completely solves those major pain points:
Not us, mate.
We’ve got a range of training, consultancy, and management packages to suit all budgets.
Whether you want someone to show you, tell you, or just do it all for you, we’ve got you covered.
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Choose from 3, 6, 9, or 12 month packages. The longer commitment you show the better the price we’ll give you.
Simple.
Try us.
We don’t pull random figures out of thin air promising 20x returns if we know it’s not realistic.
We build the foundations of sustainable growth by making decisions based on data, not hopes and dreams.
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